Episode 17 · Ephesians 2:8
The Grace Umbrella
It is raining on everyone today, but the mascot is dry under one huge umbrella, easily wide enough for three or four people. It calls the umbrella grace. Then somebody dripping and loud steps toward it, so the mascot tilts the canopy in, just a little, and the dry patch shrinks. By the end it is hugging the pole with both arms, the whole huge umbrella dragged down into a cone around exactly one person. Grace is lovely until it starts covering them. Then Ephesians 2:8 points out the thing everybody forgot while guarding the edges: nobody bought this umbrella. It was a gift.